Caelan and I are in the kitchen where there is an invisible monster (apparently)
CAELAN: You sit in time out.
SARAH: Who is in time out?
SARAH: Me?! What did I do?
CAELAN: You knocked over the monster.
SARAH: You’re cute.
CAELAN: I’m not cute, I’m Caelan!
CAELAN: What’cha doing, Daddy?
The above repeats over and over and over again until he switches to me…
CAELAN: What’cha doing, Mommy?
SARAH: Sitting with Leah. What are you doing?
CAELAN: I’m crazy.
Caelan puts a napkin on his head…
CAELAN: It’s a nightcap!
SARAH: Caelan, do you want a snack?
CAELAN: Um, actually, I’m going to get the dustbuster.
CAELAN: Come on Mommy and Daddy and Leah! It’s apple sauce time!
CAELAN: Mommy, can I have your pen for a minute?
SARAH: No, you don’t need a pen.
CAELAN: Mommy, we need to share. We need to share pens.
BILL: See you later, alligator. After awhile, crocodile.
CAELAN: Crocodile? [looks around] Where is the crocodile?
SARAH: How about meatballs, tater tots, and broccoli for dinner? And you can have some ketchup, too.
CAELAN: No, I no like ketchup.
I make his dinner and put ketchup on the plate anyway because he loves ketchup.
CAELAN: [seeing the plate] No, I no like ketchup, remember??