Caelan Conversations, Part 5


CAELAN [to Bill and I]: You people get away from me while I read these books.


CAELAN: I want to watch the airplane!

SARAH: No, we’re not going to watch anything right now.

CAELAN: I want to watch the airplane!! Oh my gosh, I want to watch the airplane!


CAELAN: Mommy, will you play with me?

SARAH: Yes I will in just a minute.

CAELAN: It’s nice to play with Caelan!


At the grocery store in the macaroni and cheese aisle…

CAELAN [pointing at the Kraft boxes]: I no like blue! Caleb likes blue, I like yellow [points to the Velveeta boxes].

When we left with a couple of Kraft boxes…

CAELAN: No!! I like yellow!!


Caelan grabs a package of magnet paper in our living room.

SARAH: Caelan, please give that back to me, it’s mine.

CAELAN: No no, it’s my favorite!! [pauses] What is it?


Caelan has a cold.

BILL: How you doing Snots McGee?

CAELAN [indignant]: I’m not Snos MaKey, I’m Caelan!


Caelan and I are in the living room when Bill comes down the stairs.

CAELAN [to me]: See? He wasn’t outside!

SARAH: I never said he was!


Caelan looks at my meal planning board which is covered in different color magnets.

CAELAN [in awed voice]: Wow Mommy! Did you do that all by yourself?

SARAH: Yes, I did! Do you like it?

CAELAN: Yes, I like yellow. Where is the yellow? Oh I see it right there next to the purple one and the green one.

SARAH: Well that one is kind of like yellow, but it’s more like…

CAELAN: Orange?

SARAH: Yes, it’s orange.


CAELAN: Sing “Hush Little Baby”, Mommy!

SARAH: No, I already sang it, it’s your turn.

CAELAN: I’m probably tired, you sing it.


SARAH: Caelan, can we put somethings back in your toy box please?

CAELAN: It’s okay, Mommy. I’ll pick them up later.


SARAH: Caelan, don’t climb on the back of my chair please. Sit down!

CAELAN: But Mommy, I’m Spider Man!


CAELAN: How you doing there, Mommy?

SARAH: I’m doing fine, how are you doing?

CAELAN: I’m doing fine. Thank you very much, bye bye [leaves the room].


2 Responses to Caelan Conversations, Part 5

  1. Omigod–“I’m probably tired…” too much. My kids are going to love these.

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