SARAH: Do you remember who is the best quarterback of all time?
SARAH: Who is it?
CAELAN: Caelan MacCormack.
Caelan holds up a plastic rock…
CAELAN: It’s 98 Rock!
CAELAN: It’s a dinosaur leopard. It eats pumpkins and frogs. And mommies and daddies and Leahs and Caelans.
(In case you are wondering what a dinosaur leopard is (you mean you don’t know?!) here is a picture.)
Caelan is watching football…
CAELAN [to the players] : No, stop pushing! Stop pushing each other!!
SARAH: Are we going to see pumpkins at the farm?
CAELAN: No, they’re at the grocery store, honey.
I’m putting away Caelan’s clean clothes in his closet…
CAELAN: Mommy, I want you to stop.
SARAH: Stop putting your clean clothes away?
CAELAN: Yes. If you don’t stop, I’m going to put you in a timeout.
Caelan hands me an imaginary cup of water which I accept with one hand…
CAELAN: No, hold it with 2 hands, Mommy!