Caelan Conversations, Part 6

SARAH: Do you remember who is the best quarterback of all time?

CAELAN: Yes.

SARAH: Who is it?

CAELAN: Caelan MacCormack.

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Caelan holds up a plastic rock…

CAELAN: It’s 98 Rock!

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CAELAN: It’s a dinosaur leopard. It eats pumpkins and frogs. And mommies and daddies and Leahs and Caelans.

(In case you are wondering what a dinosaur leopard is (you mean you don’t know?!) here is a picture.)

dinosaurLeopard

Dinosaur Leopard = Dinosaur with a bendy straw on its tail

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Caelan is watching football…

CAELAN [to the players] : No, stop pushing! Stop pushing each other!!

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SARAH: Are we going to see pumpkins at the farm?

CAELAN: No, they’re at the grocery store, honey.

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I’m putting away Caelan’s clean clothes in his closet…

CAELAN: Mommy, I want you to stop.

SARAH: Stop putting your clean clothes away?

CAELAN: Yes. If you don’t stop, I’m going to put you in a timeout.

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Caelan hands me an imaginary cup of water which I accept with one hand…

CAELAN: No, hold it with 2 hands, Mommy!

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One Response to Caelan Conversations, Part 6

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