Warning: Many of these are potty-training-themed, as that is what’s been going on in our house lately 🙂
CAELAN: Can I watch a show?
SARAH: No, it’s not time for a show, it’s time for breakfast.
CAELAN: No, I want to watch a show.
SARAH: It’s time for breakfast.
Caelan stops, puts on an angry face, and points at me.
CAELAN: You figure it out!!!
CAELAN: Daddy, do you want a special surprise?
CAELAN: Okay, it’s in my toy box. You need to poop on the potty first, then you can have a special surprise.
CAELAN: What color is the door?
BILL: What does it look like?
CAELAN: Green. Make it yellow.
BILL: I can’t, buddy. The HOA won’t let me.
CAELAN: What’s HOA?
BILL: They’re evil people.
I tell Caelan to put his toy car “the sheriff” down before going to the bathroom.
SARAH: The sheriff understands. He has to go pee pee too.
CAELAN: No, he doesn’t. He doesn’t have a penis…because he’s a car.
CAELAN: Ms. Tera calls it a ‘toilet’.
SARAH: Yes, it’s called a ‘toilet’.
CAELAN: So can I play with it? Because it’s a toy…let? Toy?
SARAH: That’s very clever of you, but no.
CAELAN: Yes, it is clever.
SARAH: How many feet does a dinosaur have?
CAELAN: One, two, three!
SARAH: Are you sure? I think dinosaurs have 4 feet.
CAELAN: No, Mommy, try again. They have 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 feet!!