Caelan Conversations, Part 10


Warning: Many of these are potty-training-themed, as that is what’s been going on in our house lately 🙂

CAELAN: Can I watch a show?

SARAH: No, it’s not time for a show, it’s time for breakfast.

CAELAN: No, I want to watch a show.


CAELAN: Whyyyyyyyy?

SARAH: It’s time for breakfast.

Caelan stops, puts on an angry face, and points at me.

CAELAN: You figure it out!!!


CAELAN: Daddy, do you want a special surprise?

BILL: Sure.

CAELAN: Okay, it’s in my toy box. You need to poop on the potty first, then you can have a special surprise.


CAELAN: What color is the door?

BILL: What does it look like?

CAELAN: Green. Make it yellow.

BILL: I can’t, buddy. The HOA won’t let me.


BILL: They’re evil people.


I tell Caelan to put his toy car “the sheriff” down before going to the bathroom.

SARAH: The sheriff understands. He has to go pee pee too.

CAELAN: No, he doesn’t. He doesn’t have a penis…because he’s a car.


CAELAN: Ms. Tera calls it a ‘toilet’.

SARAH: Yes, it’s called a ‘toilet’.

CAELAN: So can I play with it? Because it’s a toy…let? Toy?

SARAH: That’s very clever of you, but no.

CAELAN: Yes, it is clever.


SARAH: How many feet does a dinosaur have?

CAELAN: One, two, three!

SARAH: Are you sure? I think dinosaurs have 4 feet.

CAELAN: No, Mommy, try again. They have 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 feet!!

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