CAELAN: How many is Pop?
SARAH: How old is he? Um, let me think…He’s 71.
CAELAN: Okay then he gets a sticker cause he’s 21.
SARAH: He’s 71.
CAELAN: 71? He gets a sticker.
CAELAN: I have a boo boo.
CAELAN: [points to a freckle on his arm]
SARAH: That’s not a boo boo, that’s a freckle!
CAELAN: I have a freckle?! Who put a freckle there?!
CAELAN: [hands me a plastic egg] Don’t open it, Mommy. The Grinch is in there.
SARAH: The Grinch?! You’re mixing holidays, but okay.
CAELAN: [singing] The Grinch is in there, the Grinch is in there!
SARAH: Don’t jump on me, Caelan. You can sit on me, but no more jumping.
CAELAN: Yes I can jump, Mommy. It’s my job.
As we are driving one day, Caelan spots some horses…
CAELAN: I see a elephant!! NO, I SEE A CHEETAH!!
CAELAN: [singing to the tune of The Wheels on the Bus] Can I have more milk, can I have more milk, all through the town!
SARAH: What do you say?
CAELAN: Please, all through the town!
Caelan wants to sit on my back.
CAELAN: One more time?
CAELAN: How’ bout…10 more times?
Caelan is playing with his trains and they fall off the track. He gets down eye to eye with them…
CAELAN: DON’T FALL OFF THE TRACK!!! YOU HEAR ME, PERCY?!
Then Thomas did the same thing and got put in timeout.