Caelan has built a train track on the floor and Leah-zilla grabs it.
CAELAN [to Leah, grabbing the track]: You. Are. Devious.
SARAH: Caelan, what’s your favorite word?
CAELAN: “Dang it”
Leah is trying to bite my knee.
CAELAN: Dang it, Leah! Mommy is not food!
SARAH: Caelan, do you have water days at school?
Caelan throws a stack of blank envelopes on the floor.
SARAH: Caelan! Pick those up!
CAELAN: No, I want to make a huge mess!
CAELAN: Daddy, I have an idea. I’m gonna flick you.
BILL: You’ll get a timeout then.
CAELAN: Okay, I won’t. I don’t want a time out.
SARAH: Good decision!
(Sigh. If only he made such sound behavior decisions all the time!!)
CAELAN [singing]: Old McDonald had a farm, ei ei o! And on that farm he had a Count, ei ei o! With a “ah ah” here and a “ah ah” there, here an “ah” there an “ah” everywhere an “ah ah”. Old McDonald had a Count, ei ei o!