CAELAN: Sometimes it’s hard to get some quiet time.
SARAH: Tell me about it.
CAELAN [pointing to his hair]: If I tell Leah this is my nose, then Jack and Jill won’t be Daddy’s best friend.
SARAH: ………. ?
CAELAN: I am just going to protect you with my fire, Captain Hook!
SARAH: ………. ?
SARAH: What do blue and yellow make?
SARAH: And what do green and yellow make?
We may have told him green + yellow = Packers, blue + orange = Broncos… 😉
CAELAN: Mommy’s a taco, Daddy’s a taco, Leah’s a taco, and I’m a superhero!
CAELAN [sitting down on the potty]: It’s cold!!
SARAH: I know, just go ahead.
CAELAN: But Mommy, the toilet seat is cold! Was it in the freezer?
In the car…
CAELAN: Daddy, what are you doing?
BILL: I’m driving.
CAELAN: Mommy, are you passenging?
SARAH: Yep, what are you doing?
CAELAN: I’m back driving!
SARAH: Back seat driving?
CAELAN: No, back driving! [pretends to crazily turn a steering wheel]
SARAH: Caelan, what’s on your new socks?
CAELAN: Green Lantern. He has a ring with magical powers.
SARAH: That’s right.
CAELAN: But Mommy, what does Green Lantern DO?
SARAH: Um……[Googles to brush up on my Green Lantern trivia! Turns out it was the typical “fights crime”]
After watching Rudolph, Caelan is afraid of the Abominable Snowman only “abominable” is pretty hard to say…
BILL: Who are you afraid of?
CAELAN: The Baltimore Snowman!!