CAELAN: You packed me an eyeball for lunch.
SARAH: I did not! You’re so random.
CAELAN: No YOU’RE random! Your name is Random.
Caelan is arranging his chair and Leah’s with a blanket over top…
SARAH: Are you making a fort?
CAELAN: No, I’m making a cage. For us to live in.
CAELAN: What’s Valentine’s Day?
SARAH: It’s a day when we say how much we love each other.
CAELAN: And there’s candy! And cupcakes! And treats!
As Caelan climbs into the bathtub he complains about the water temperature, which is a regular thing with him…
CAELAN: It’s hot!!
SARAH: It’s not hot, it’s warm….[quietly to Bill] *luke* warm, even.
CAELAN: It’s not luke warm! Luke warm has sparkles.
Caelan leans over and whispers to Leah…
CAELAN: Come on Leah, we’re going to turn Mommy into a pancake!
This one is hard to explain, but imagine the SNL “Really??” bit and that’s how he said this…
I was sweeping crumbs from the kitchen table onto Leah’s placemat so that I could then carry it to the trash can…
CAELAN: Onto Leah’s placemat?…Really??