CAELAN: Be quiet, Mommy. I’m going to make us a pigeon.
Talking about what to have for dinner…
CAELAN: I want Chick Fil A.
CAELAN: Glory Days?
At the dentist, the receptionist notices Caelan’s blue and green gloves…
RECEPTIONIST: Those are Seahawks colors you know!
SARAH: Oh we’ll have to throw them away then! What’s your team, Caelan?
Caelan and Leah are fighting over two of Leah’s toys…
CAELAN: Leah can’t have both toys!
BILL: Yes she can, they’re hers.
CAELAN [sternly and loudly]: I’m going to keep an eye on you!!
CAELAN: Do you want to play chocolate potato?
SARAH: How do we play that?
CAELAN: We pass it till the music stops.
SARAH: Oh, HOT potato?
SARAH: Oh, we forgot your dinosaur paintings at school. We’ll have to get them tomorrow.
CAELAN: Oh man!…..Who’s the “man”?
CAELAN: Something smells.
SARAH: What does it smell like?
CAELAN: I don’t know. It smells like a smell.
SARAH: Okay then.
CAELAN: It smells like a leprechaun!
CAELAN: Mommy, guess who was at school today? It was Mickey Mouse and he was 40 and tall!
CAELAN: Mommy, you have to take the sneaky way to school.
SARAH: I don’t know the sneaky way. I’ll have to ask Daddy.
CAELAN: You go through the bushes, and then you’ll see school.
SARAH [continuing on the normal route]: Okay.
After a minute or two…
CAELAN: Mommy, you have to take the sneaky way.
SARAH: But I don’t know the sneaky way.
CAELAN: I told you, you go through the bushes and then you might see school.
SARAH: What bushes?
CAELAN [annoyed sigh]