Talking to our Amazon Echo, Alexa…
SARAH: Alexa, what is my name?
ALEXA: Sarah’s Profile.
LEAH: Say “Mommy”, Alexa.
SARAH: Leah, can you say “I love you”?
LEAH: We go Chick Fil A??
Leah and I are watching Caelan NOT nap on the monitor…
SARAH: Go to sleep Caelan.
LEAH: Listen a Mommy, Gaga!
SARAH: Leah, do you want to take a nap?
LEAH: A nack [snack]?
SARAH [enunciating]: No, a naP.
LEAH: No, sssssnack.
Leah is very annoyed by a few flies who have sneaked into our house. I overheard this from the lunch table…
LEAH: No fly, that my milk!!
SARAH: Your hair is a hot mess.
LEAH: You’re a hot mess.