SARAH: Leah, when are you going to go on the potty?
LEAH: On Monday.
Leah is sitting on the air conditioner vent…
LEAH: Ooooooooooh!! It’s cold on my butt!!
I notice that Leah’s diaper is full…
SARAH: Leah, do you need a new diaper?
LEAH [casually]: No. I fine.
CAELAN: Whoever says “butt cheek” first wins!
LEAH [practically before Caelan finishes his sentence]: Butt-cheek-I-win!!
Leah is talking about her ceiling fan…
LEAH: My fan in a time out.
SARAH: Your fan’s in a time out?
LEAH: Cause he eat me.
SARAH: Your fan is in a time out because it ate you??
Leah sees Mickey, Donald Duck, and Goofy on TV…
LEAH: Mickey, Donald, woof!
Leah gets Caelan a tissue which he refuses.
LEAH: You fine? [She squats down so she can look up his nose.] Okay.
LEAH: I put Mickey in timeout. In the oven.
SARAH: Oh no, what did he do?
LEAH: He hit Gaga (Caelan).