CAELAN [to Bill and I]: You people get away from me while I read these books.
CAELAN: I want to watch the airplane!
SARAH: No, we’re not going to watch anything right now.
CAELAN: I want to watch the airplane!! Oh my gosh, I want to watch the airplane!
CAELAN: Mommy, will you play with me?
SARAH: Yes I will in just a minute.
CAELAN: It’s nice to play with Caelan!
At the grocery store in the macaroni and cheese aisle…
CAELAN [pointing at the Kraft boxes]: I no like blue! Caleb likes blue, I like yellow [points to the Velveeta boxes].
When we left with a couple of Kraft boxes…
CAELAN: No!! I like yellow!!
Caelan grabs a package of magnet paper in our living room.
SARAH: Caelan, please give that back to me, it’s mine.
CAELAN: No no, it’s my favorite!! [pauses] What is it?
Caelan has a cold.
BILL: How you doing Snots McGee?
CAELAN [indignant]: I’m not Snos MaKey, I’m Caelan!
Caelan and I are in the living room when Bill comes down the stairs.
CAELAN [to me]: See? He wasn’t outside!
SARAH: I never said he was!
Caelan looks at my meal planning board which is covered in different color magnets.
CAELAN [in awed voice]: Wow Mommy! Did you do that all by yourself?
SARAH: Yes, I did! Do you like it?
CAELAN: Yes, I like yellow. Where is the yellow? Oh I see it right there next to the purple one and the green one.
SARAH: Well that one is kind of like yellow, but it’s more like…
SARAH: Yes, it’s orange.
CAELAN: Sing “Hush Little Baby”, Mommy!
SARAH: No, I already sang it, it’s your turn.
CAELAN: I’m probably tired, you sing it.
SARAH: Caelan, can we put somethings back in your toy box please?
CAELAN: It’s okay, Mommy. I’ll pick them up later.
SARAH: Caelan, don’t climb on the back of my chair please. Sit down!
CAELAN: But Mommy, I’m Spider Man!
CAELAN: How you doing there, Mommy?
SARAH: I’m doing fine, how are you doing?
CAELAN: I’m doing fine. Thank you very much, bye bye [leaves the room].